Peruvian Nights and Jamaican Days

News:

-Hey, U.N....PSSSSSSST!!! Remember North Korea...? Don't you have more important things to do that watch out for my sugar intake???. Sheesh...

-Well, when November 2004 rolls around, I'll be leaning this way.

-I never knew

-Wow, where would the world be without the innovations of the japanese???

-Mabe we should bring these back...

-You know Bush is doing a bad job when Larry Hagman, the guy who played Texas oil baron J.R. Ewing (basically, he played the part of George W. Bush, bratty, ignorant, slimy oil guy that inherited millions of dollars and had everything handed to him on a silver platter but still manages to screw everything up on a regular basis), has this to say about him:

"[Bush is a] sad figure: not too well educated, who doesn't get out of America much. He's leading the country towards fascism... he wouldn't understand the word fascism anyway."

--Larry Hagman

-Uhhhhhhhh...dunno

-Sorta tired again.

OK. so. last night i dreamt that i won the lottery. i don't know how much i actually won or anything, but i remember i was pretty rich. So I woke up in a pretty good mood. I'll get over it..

"...When I win the lottery gonna buy all girls on my block
A color TV and a bottle of French perfume
When I win the lottery gonna donate half my money to the city
So they have to name a street or a school or a park after me
When I win the lottery
Never run a flag up a pole
Like mr. red, white, and blue down the road
But I never called myself a hero for killing a known communist
Now I can walk into any old bar
And find a fight without looking too hard
But I never killed someone I don't know just 'cause someone told me to
And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy the house next to mr. red, white and blue
And when I win the lottery
Gonna buy Post 306 American Legion, paint it red with five gold stars
When I win the lottery
When the end comes to this old world
The rights will cry and the rest will curl up
And God won't take the time to sort your ass from mine
'Cause we zig and zag between good and bad
Stumble and fall on right and wrong
'Cause the tumbling dice and the luck of the draw just leads us on
And when I win the lottery, gonna buy all the girls on my block
Silver-plated six shooters and a quart of the finest highland scotch
'Cause when I win the lottery, the rights will shake their heads and say that
God is good but surely works in mysterious ways
When I win the lottery"

-'when i win the lottery,'
by camper van beethoven

C'est fini..

-m