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Friday, January 30, 2004

ASIAN ANIMAL REBELLION UPDATE!!!

I don't know which is cooler: exploding sperm whales or drunken elephants.

I suppose either sucks if you happen to be a bystander nearby. But it's clear, either one of those would make bitchin' album names.

C'mon MSNBC, "Thar she blows!" is just way too freakin' obvious..

-m




Wednesday, January 28, 2004

ART SITE OF THE DAY..

Nothing tacky about these.

-m




Tuesday, January 27, 2004

WYOMING NPR RULES..

On Morning Music w/ Don Woods, I just heard a cover of Fell In Love With A Girl, by Joss Stone. Except it was called, Fell In Love With A Boy. Highly recommended. Good stuff.

-m




Monday, January 26, 2004

AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE...

My pal Abbie got a new game, "Settlers of the Stone Age," for Christmas. The premise is what you might expect...bunch of cave folk starting out in Africa, spreading out across the world in tribes. So one of the hazards is that if you roll a '7,' depending where you are (new world or old), your large-brained cave folk get attacked by either 1) a sabre-tooth tiger, or 2) a neanderthal.

I must say I was quite shocked when I saw the token for the neanderthal, as he looks exactly like my friend, 'Tiska, crawling out of the Little Blue River with a log in his hands:


"TISKA" - AN EARLY PRIMATE WHO FED ON LEECHES AND DOG BISCUITS, AND
WAS KNOWN FOR HIS IRRATIONAL HOSTILITY TOWARD BULLHEADS, CERTAIN TURTLE
SPECIES, AND SMALL FURRY CREATURES.


Amazing, eh?

-m




HUGE BLUNDER!

Sorry..I forgot to point out the website that has the image of the proposed new U.S. flag, from the reasonable, open-minded folks at jesussave.us. It's alot like the regular U.S. flag we have now, except it says "GOD" in huge freaking letters across the top. Nothing tasteless, or over the top, or violating-Establishment-Clause about that...

I'm seriously considering doing as they suggest and contacting my congressperson to urge them to adopt this new flag. It might throw them a little, given the content of my previous 20-plus letters to them.

jesussave.us, on our current flag: "While beautiful, an ignorant foreigner might mistakenly suspect we were Astrologists or some sort of Stripe Fetishists instead of proper Christians. "

If this guy's a proper Christian, I think I'd prefer to be a "Stripe Fetishist."

[get up noise]

-m




YEAH, I KNOW..

Yeah...So blogging has been weak lately. Well, if anyone noticed..sorry. Here are some links to good stuff:

-I can't remember if I ever blogged this, but I must say it's my favorite creationist website of all time. As to how the persistence of a large reptile in the jungles of central Africa proves "creation," well, that's beyond me. But I believe in Mokele-Mbembe. I also like the bit about longing "for the Christian-built highway systems of home." Ain't nobody can build a road system like a dedicated army of Jesus-worshippers.

-Another Whiz Game (Pee your name in the snow)

-Apparently, this guy built his wife a wedding computer. Nothing dweeby about that...

-To add to my list of places I NEVER EVER EVER WANT TO SWIM.

-Manties! Not that there's anything wrong with men wearing frilly panties..

-I can only think of one word to describe this....KICKSASS - Haddock: you will enjoy his rendition of Popcorn. I'll sleep better at night knowing there are guys like this out there with their noses to the grindstone, doing life's important work.

-We must maintain a strong army, because our enemies around the world will never cease.

-m




QUOTE O' THE DAY - 2004016

"If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion."

--L. Ron Hubbard





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