Peruvian Nights and Jamaican Days

OK. So. I decided what it is I want to do with my life. I want to open a martini lounge. Trust me, this will be cool.

The way it will work, will be that it will be decorated as though it were built to look space-agey in the late 60's, early 70's - lots of chrome, lots of mustard, green, and burnt umber colored fabric, neon lights, maybe a floor that lights up when you walk across it. And you know, of course, it would all be overdone so as to be a parody of a martini lounge, but also functionally a martini lounge. But it would also feature incongruous non-martini lounge aspects, as I see fit.

So it will feature live music occasionally - maybe Thursday nights or something. And the other nights would be theme nights, and I would DJ. Like, Monday night could be "Sounds of Space" - with stuff by Perrey & Kingsley, Tipsy, Dean Elliot, etc., and we would feature space-themed drinks. Then there could be a "Beach Night," a "Crooners Night," etc., and definitely a "Ladies Night," where we would play stuff off albums like "Music to Watch Girls By."

And if anyone tried to order a domestic beer, particularly something made by Anheuser-Busch or Coors, they would be escorted out the back door by two enormous guys in zoot suits, whereupon they would be beaten and left in the alley, cuz hey, this is a martini lounge, and you just don't do that.

See? This is going to be great. Anyone want in on the ground floor?

-m