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Tuesday, April 15, 2003

With apologies to Gil Scott-Heron:

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised (New & Improved!)

The revolution will not be televised.
You will not be able to read about it on CNN.com.
You will not be able to buy frozen Tee Vee dinners at Wal-Mart.
You will not be able to hear the latest Top40 hits on your radio.
You will not be able to dial-up, download, upgrade.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
You will not be able to refuel your monstrous automobile.
You will not be able to purchase a Big Mac, Whopper, or Stuffed Crust.
You will not be able to get fries with that.
You will not be able to super-size it.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not go better with Budweiser, Coors, or Miller.
The revolution WILL go better with moonshine, homebrew, mushrooms.
There will be no press conferences, no behind-closed-door meetings with the energy industry.
Martin Sheen will not give a statement about the revolution.
Cuz' the revolution will not be televised, brother.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be named after a bankrupt dot-com.
The revolution is not the next reality-Tee Vee show.
You will not be able to hold staff meetings.
Your American Express card will not be accepted anywhere you want to be.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not help you consolidate your debt.
The revolution will not increase your penis size.
The revolution will not allow you to make millions from the comfort of your own recliner.
You will not receive millions from a guy in Nigeria.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
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The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised..




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