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Friday, May 16, 2003
Bennet's poem - must be from around 1992-93, posted by permission of the author - from the files of Mr. Metcalf:
17th
The 17th Commandment--thou shalt not
give of thine rat's ass.
Do not give a rat's ass.
Have you no compassion, heathen?
Do not give a rat's ass.
Think--the rat's ass you give may be the last.
Think--the rat needs the ass you have given
Think--the rat has a place in the ecosystem
The rat keeps our population down.
We, the people of the United States
Do not give a rat's ass.
We, the people of the United States
are politically correct.
Yet, some people do give a rat's ass.
This does not mean they care.
Au contraire!
They are killing the world!
They are raping the earth!
They are mashing the trees!
Stop giving rat's asses
and save the world please!
(Author's note--This poem is politically correct,
the author is not.)
-m
The 17th Commandment--thou shalt not
give of thine rat's ass.
Do not give a rat's ass.
Have you no compassion, heathen?
Do not give a rat's ass.
Think--the rat's ass you give may be the last.
Think--the rat needs the ass you have given
Think--the rat has a place in the ecosystem
The rat keeps our population down.
We, the people of the United States
Do not give a rat's ass.
We, the people of the United States
are politically correct.
Yet, some people do give a rat's ass.
This does not mean they care.
Au contraire!
They are killing the world!
They are raping the earth!
They are mashing the trees!
Stop giving rat's asses
and save the world please!
(Author's note--This poem is politically correct,
the author is not.)
-m
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