Peruvian Nights and Jamaican Days

TWISTER..

So..I went back to Nebraska to move all my kid stuff out of my parents house. They're getting a divorce and selling their house.

So...well..it would be easier just to give you a

ONE ACT PLAY

, not unlike those from Bennet:

Going to Nebraska...

Me: Howdy southeast Nebraska..how ya doing?!?
southeast Nebraska: Uh....TORNADOES!!!! [sound of shit hitting the fan, on a crackly a.m. radio station]
Me: Shit! Not again..! [goes to basement]

THE END

What did I ever do to tornadoes to make them hate me so much? I mean, c'mon.

That was pretty much as good as it got.

-m